June 18, 2005

Can I not have normal guy friends

that don't want to have sex with me? Do I really look that easy? I and my married acquaintance, who still believes we could have oral sex on occasion (we haven't), arranged to meet at Mission Peak in Fremont for a hike. We met, started hiking and half way through it when no one was within ear or eye shot, he announced that it would be a good time for me to blow him. What? No, I'm not going to do that. To humour him because I thought he was joking, I said that he should be eating me out. And yes, he accepted that offer and told me to drop my pants and spread so he could do just that. I nervously chuckled and made a bunch of meaningless comments to back out of an already uncomfortable conversation.

Of course, nothing happened because as we were still walking, we did come across another hiker not too far up ahead on the trail. Thank goodness. I didn't want to give nor receive oral with him. I just wanted to hang out and go on a fucking hike with a friend, not to fuck a friend while on a hike.

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