Some things do bother me

I am getting fucking tired of hearing about "Colleen and I did this" and "Colleen and I did that". Okay, the stories are all great, Chris. Amusing but not laugh out loud funny. I was not there. I was not a part of it. Thanks for sharing but don't talk and talk about it some more. It gets tiring and don't compare me to her. Sometimes, it's nice if you could stop talking for once Chris. Or better yet, let's talk about something other than Colleen. You are sounding like you love her or something even though you tell me that she's like a little sister to you and blah blah blah. Who talks about their "little sister" constantly. So, you spend 5 out of 7 days with her doing whatever social activity and talk to her nearly every day. Fucking good for you. But eventually, I'm going to look back on these dates of ours and think, well, we talked about Colleen and you doing stuff. That's all I remember. Great date we had talking about your friends.

Yes, I'll tell all my friends that our dates consist of a) talking about what you and Colleen did or b) what you did with your other friends or c) how much fun you are having right at this very moment. I'm bored and you're dull. And one more thing, you really suck in bed, and you're terrible at giving oral.